After the flashing introduction of Patricia’s new butler, Randy, who is named after Whitney’s perpetual mood, we start with Craig and his hostage, Paige. Their even trying to make it happen fills me with so much cringe that I feel like I just watched Drew Sidora sing to her husband on The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion all over again.Īs usual, the episode catches us up on where the cast has been since last season. I still don’t even believe Austen and Olivia were really dating for any other reason besides reality-television infamy it can’t possibly hold a fruity IPA to the keg stand of betrayal we saw last season on Vanderpump Rules. I say this only because the first several minutes of Southern Charm seem to be covering up for a lack of drama, chemistry, and cohesion in the cast by strumming a story line about Austen sleeping with his bestie Shep’s ex, Taylor, and angering Taylor’s BFF and Austen’s ex, Olivia. Trying to replicate it will only end in failure and more poor imitations trying to pass for the real thing than all of the Prado and Fendy bags on Canal Street. It was a once-in-a-lifetime event like Halley’s Comet or getting a purple stuffed teddy out of a rest-stop claw machine. Sorry to the falling NBCUniversal stock price, but there just won’t be. This is a public-service announcement for Bravo stars, executives, producers, executive producers, editors, and fans: There will never be another #Scandoval.
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